„how I fend off creepers I come across daily“

– me: “hi! what can I get started for you?”
cheeky egotistical custie: “can I get a grande caramel macchiato?”
me: “iced or hot?”
custie: “hot.”
me: “alrighty! can I get your name?”
custie: “it’s _______. can I get yours?”
me: “I don’t have one.”
custie: “how is that possible
me: “it’s just a sick joke the world played on me.”